12:13 AM EDT 7/26/2012
Fei Lin, 41, a resident of Niqiao village in east China's Zhejiang province, had his penis seared off by masked interlopers while he slept, reported the Daily Star.
"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin told police. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."
According to police the violent act was personal, they believe the enraged lovers of Lin's many mistresses were responsible for taking off with his member. But Lin has denied all allegations of an affair.
Emergency workers worked tirelessly to recover the missing body part but they were unsuccessful. An investigation will continue to determine the identities of the organ snatchers.