Best 'Real Housewives' Feuds: From NeNe Leakes' Wedding Drama To Bacon Vodka To Gray Tooth [VIDEO]
What makes the world go round? In the Real Housewives' world, it seems like gossip, alcohol and feuding do. Here is a short list of last season's best feuds, from Beverly Hills to Atlanta to Miami and New Jersey. Did your favorite fight make the list?
The Case of the "Limp Penis"
The ladies of Miami love to dish on their love lives and their men, but what happens when Adriana de Moura insults Joanna Krupa's now-husband, Romain Zago? An all out verbal war between de Moura and Krupa -- that's what happens.
At this year's Real Housewives of Miami reunion, things got heated between the two... and they brought Andy Cohen into the mix.
"Calling my husband gay is just wrong, are you against gay people?" Krupa asked de Moura.
De Moura looked towards Andy, sitting on the couch and basking in all the negative energy, and said, "Andy is my biggest crush!"
Needless to say, calling Zago's penis "limp" probably wasn't the best way for de Moura to get on Krupa's good side.
You're Invited to NeNe Leakes' Wedding, Plus One
Kenya Moore got the invite to NeNe Leakes' wedding, but had to skip out on the event. However, all hell broke loose when the Real Housewives of Atlanta star discovered her ex-boyfriend, Walter, was in attendance.
Leakes defended inviting her friend, explaining, "Walter had not done anything to us... So Walter was welcomed to my wedding."
Unfortunately, the explanation wasn't good enough for Moore.
"Honey, I am Kenya Moore. You will not dismiss me and I will not be dismissed, ok?" she told her co-star. Then, Moore reached over and grabbed Leakes' ear, insisting she listen.
"As a grown woman I make my own decisions, no b**ch, and that would be any friend of mine, will tell me who I can and can't invite," Leakes said, walking away.
Meow, catfight.
What's With Your Gray Tooth?
Brandi Glanville of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is ruthless when it comes to Scheana Marie Shay, the petite brunette who was caught doing the nasty with her ex-husband, Eddie Cibrian. So, when the former mistress was catering Kyle Richards' party for the Beverly Hills Chamber of Commerce, Glanville attacked.
"Why is your tooth so gray?" Glanville asked as Marie walked into the kitchen.
Shay explained she had an accident and the gray tooth was a replacement until the bone healed.
Despite the reason behind the tooth, Glanville took the news as the perfect opportunity to further tarnish Marie's faltering self-esteem as Richards stood by, laughing.
"Listen, she used to f**k my husband, I'm gonna mention her gray tooth," Glanville explained.
Some Bacon Vodka from Miss Piggy
Slade Smiley stirred up trouble among the ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County last season -- there is no doubting that. In one episode, he referred to Lydia McLaughlin as a "Cheeseburger" and in another, he compared Vicki Gunvalson to The Muppets' Miss Piggy.
During the finale episode, Gunvalson confronted Smiley about his comment.
"You've been making fun of me for a long time... I'm proud of who I am, what I look like," she told Smiley, the fiance of her co-star, Gretchen Rossi. "I did a bit of tweeking, but I'm not 'Miss Tubberwear,' not 'Miss Plastic.' The fact of the matter is when you make fun of a woman's look, whether it is any woman, it's disrespectful. I find it hurtful and it always will be."
In response, Smiley took another dig at Gunvalson, telling her, "In honor of you and out of respect for you, I decided to launch my bacon vodka line, and you're going to have the first bottle."
Talk About Holding a Grudge
Teresa Giudice from Real Housewives of New Jersey knows how to hold a grudge, especially with Caroline Manzo. Guidice flipped at the reunion show, recounting the time Manzo called her "superficial."
"I was hurt, Caroline," she said. "I wrote that in my blog, that you called me 'superficial.'"
When Giudice would not let it go, it was time for Manzo to get angry.
"Time out," she screamed. "You're saying right now that everything we've gone over the past however many months was discounted by me pointing out that you said a complete lie to hurt my husband and me."
"You hurt me," Giudice tried to put in, albeit futilely.
"I didn't attack you," Manzo added. "I made a simple observation over one moment in time - 30 seconds of time - that you are now harping on until the day I freakin' die!"