S.S. Singh, Scatomancer, Predicts Future By Analyzing Fecal Matter [VIDEO]
S.S. Singh is a professional scatomancer who can predict the future by judging decal matter, The Huffington Post reported Wednesday.
Singh filmed the documentary, Journey To Planet Sanity," which will be available on iTunes and theaters on Dec. 6. It follows Singh as he predicts the future through fecal matter. He contended that many have forsaken the technique despite its accuracy.
"It's a lost art. You'd be surprised how accurate it actually is," Singh said in the documentary.
In the documentary, Singh attempts to convert a non believer to his way practice. He has a skeptic Blake Freeman and his friend, Leroy Tessina, partake in his services. Tessina offered him a stool sample and Singh began his process. It involved burning sage and waved his hands over the bowl with Tessina's bodily functions and residual toilet water.
"So, you're in a transition right now," he said. "The nugget suggests you support a friend or family member in a project.
"The log shaped like a cigar suggests leadership, strength, length longevity."
Both men did not seem entirely convinced but in amazement that Singh actually retrieved the fecal matter. Singh was not deterred.
"You have to get into it," Singh replied. "The stronger the aroma, the more accurate the prediction."
Watch the clip below.